Thursday, August 28, 2008
Sadie Says...
Monday, August 18, 2008
Have you seen this yet?
The Down-There Doc
Worst! Morning! Ever! BUT whenever I'm sad, I'm actually happy because I know that by having drama, I am getting cooler, so it's like a sick win-win I don't really get, but i DO really love. But seriously, way hard experience this morning!Tried to call the DTD (Down-There Doc) today to have a look at my darling fetus and got totally chewed out! Lame! Sad! Ew! When I called for an appt, I had to spell it out for the poor receptionist who bless her heart was NOT very sharp. I had to keep saying things like "I'm preggers!" and "Preggo my eggo!" and "My oven has a bun in it!" and "I'm nourishing JJWT's righteous seed in my fertile gardenbed!" til she FINALLY got it. THEN she started asking me grossss personal questions like when I had my last (.). I write this (.) instead of the actual word because I don't want to be disgusting. Why would she ask me that!? Sick! Anyways, I told her I was 3 weeks preggo and apparently that's "not" really "possible." TEARS! I visualized patience, then was all, look sweetie, I am DEFIANTLY preggers and NOT afraid to explain to you exACTly how I know. She was like, save the details for the doc! Oh my bratty! Apparently you can't go to the DTD til 10 weeks! TEN WEEKS! That's like half a pregnancy!!!
If you want to read more, you can reach the link HERE.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Satelite Flower
Friday, August 8, 2008
Three days and counting...
Am I the only mother who is counting down the minutes until school starts?