The Down-There Doc
Worst! Morning! Ever! BUT whenever I'm sad, I'm actually happy because I know that by having drama, I am getting cooler, so it's like a sick win-win I don't really get, but i DO really love. But seriously, way hard experience this morning!Tried to call the DTD (Down-There Doc) today to have a look at my darling fetus and got totally chewed out! Lame! Sad! Ew! When I called for an appt, I had to spell it out for the poor receptionist who bless her heart was NOT very sharp. I had to keep saying things like "I'm preggers!" and "Preggo my eggo!" and "My oven has a bun in it!" and "I'm nourishing JJWT's righteous seed in my fertile gardenbed!" til she FINALLY got it. THEN she started asking me grossss personal questions like when I had my last (.). I write this (.) instead of the actual word because I don't want to be disgusting. Why would she ask me that!? Sick! Anyways, I told her I was 3 weeks preggo and apparently that's "not" really "possible." TEARS! I visualized patience, then was all, look sweetie, I am DEFIANTLY preggers and NOT afraid to explain to you exACTly how I know. She was like, save the details for the doc! Oh my bratty! Apparently you can't go to the DTD til 10 weeks! TEN WEEKS! That's like half a pregnancy!!!
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4 comments:
I'll have to check this out. It looks pretty funny! About the bows, Jeramy doesn't know anything when it comes to cutesy girlie things. The flowers are a must! Steve was the same. He would always take them off and it would make me so mad! If Steve was watching Addi (or Lys when she was a baby) at church while I was in RS, the bow was usually off. I would always find it, put it back on, and explain to him the importance of little girls and their bows. He eventually learned and keeps them on now (most of the time).
Sadie is so cute and I love her long fingers. Her bows and flowers look so cute on her! I'm so glad you had a little girl! They are so fun!
Your mom told me about this site. It is quite a laugh. Sadie is getting so big! David totally agrees with Jeramy about the satelite bows. I'm with you...most of the time I think they're cute. Especially when I didn't have to buy them. Why do they get any say anyway? They don't get them dressed in the morning. :)
p.s. Thanks for feeling my "no husband" time. I don't know how you did it with multiple kids. We might be having an only child for a while!
Hey Becky,
I still have your stuff by my front door...I promise to deliver it...before Sadie out grows it!
I laughed so hard at this sight! I think that I read it for way over an hour! I want to put a link to it on my blog! I re-read my last post and laughed at how real the author is...dang it I do some of the things that she makes fun of!!!!(there has to be three right?)
You guys always come up with the funniest things!
Talk to you soon
Jan
PS Sadie is so adorable!
ps- you are going to have to teach me how to do the hair bow thing!!! I LOVE Sadies bow. It's a girl thing!
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